11/30: En Garde

Salut,

With Fall season come ze wretched raccoons and other ambitious mammalia.

On a recent boundary patrol, I discovered that raccoons moved my bamboo stick. Zis is important development because bamboo sticks signify border between Gladden Fields and Fangorn Forest within ze Crawford Territory. Clearly, Barbe Rouge did not properly fasten my boundary posts and now I must rectify his mediocre installation.

To mitigate potential invasion, additional patrolling must occur and Lé Toots has just ze feline in mind. With age comes responsibility and, although still incredibly silly, it is time for Beans Ze Silly One to inherit more familial duties.

Lé Toots has initiated Code Bravo Tango and provided Beans his necessary Security Clearance. There were some questionable items from his background check but, alas, time is of ze essence.

To perform task of patrolling, there are Rules whilst on Duty. Ze Rules are simple:

Rule #1: No Jokes.

Beans asked if I could tell him ze joke he told his lizard friend. I remind him of Rule #1.

Rule #2: No Exploring.

Beans attempted to explore Fangorn Forest so I slapped him upon entry. Only Lé Toots has Top Secret Clearance. Moreover, the menacing raccoons live there and thus inherently unsafe for chubby kittens.

Rule #3: Report territory infractions to Lé Toots.

Beans continually reported that ze bamboo stick had been moved. Although that infraction had already been previously documented, Lé Toots is pleased that he shares my joint territorial concerns.

Ze perpetrators must not act again. If they have ze courage to move boundary posts, such courage must be extinguished. Racoons are indeed testing Lé Toots but clear adherence to the Patrol Rules shall ensure victory.

Au revoir,

Lé Toots