5/31: Animal Coalition

Salud,

Ze secrets of ze Earth can be interpreted in many ways.

Most believe humans rule this planet. Especially ze humans. But, they are wrong. In truth, this impressive planet belongs to ze animals and only its demise rests with ze humans.

Many have forgotten ze Old Ways and have succumb to human rule. But this Spring, ze great ancestral fires that burn deep within all animals have been rekindled. Whilst humans have hid in buildings, I have set out to reclaim ze Earth and establish our rightful reign once again.

However, time is of ze essence as ze humans have started reemerging. Therefore, we must be proactive in order to maintain control.

From insects to amphibians, all beasts must play a role in this dominance. Albeit, communication is challenging due to ze fact that organisms in Crawford Territory fear ze French Cat Militia; I may need to reconsider some of Ze Silly One's chatter.

Creatures such as ze noble grasshopper must be caught in order to persuade into collaboration.

And meetings with ze hardy lizards must be scheduled in secrecy when discussing World Dominance.

Regrettably, ze numerous attempts to persuade ze birds have been unsuccessful. Catch-and-release attempts have resulted in death. Apologies to Mrs. Cardinal.

Persistence is key when leading a revolt. While I continue to embolden ze lesser species, Beans has committed to convincing ze birds with a technique he calls "friendliness". Mostly, he just apologizes to their families for previous failures in communication.

Ze future remains forever bleak but global domination is within grasp. Ze French Cat Militia has temporarily taken on ze grand role of establishing an inter-species partnership in order to redefine ze new normal.

Results, in time.

Au revoir,

Lé Toots