8/21: Freedom

Walcome,

At long last, Red Beard returned bearing gifts of freedom. Although pestering Lé Toots for days-on-end was enjoyable, Ah could tell she was starting to question reality. Ah, on the other hand, was quite content with my vacation with mah sissy.

As soon as the screen door was open, Toots wildly sprinted up the nearest tree. She climbs as fast as a hungry Lemur monkey animal chasing a yellow banana fruit!

In all the hub-bub, Ah got excited too and ran towards tree as well. However, Ah got to base of tree, looked up and thoughtfully decided against such decision making. My larger physique is not meant for heights and don't want to hurt mahself.

Who knows what infractions could have occurred during Toot's absence as our back-yard guardian? Birds could have flown over! Moles could have crawled under! Lizards could have changed colors!

We investigated. While Toots scouted the air, Ah halped her secure the ground territory. Ah'm a good halper.

The coast is clear and Toots turned off the alarm. Nothing to report aside from pretty white flowers blooming from our Ginger Lilly green plants.

Finally, everything appears to be back to normal. All we need now is our Mum.

Hae a guid day,

Beans